Thing the first: I am, in fact, capable of making myself exercise. Not only that, but it's kind of fun, and I'm feeling very proud of myself for having a plan and sticking to it.
Thing the second: Root canals are not particularly fun, but they're also not the worst thing I've ever had done. However, I'm guessing that a lot of people would disagree with me, and they probably have good reason. Still, if I have to have another one (and I probably will, I have horrible teeth), I will be less worried.
Thing the third: I would make an excellent sloth.
Have a great weekend, everyone!